Universal Credit anomaly ‘allows nation to live a Dickensian Christmas’, says...
Anger is mounting as the DWP has defended reports, that some families claiming Universal Credit may possibly receive none over the Christmas period, by suggesting it is more of a seasonal ‘mood...
View ArticleCheddar Man “clearly fit for work” says ATOS
The Department for Work and Pensions has declined to become involved in the spat between ATOS and a 10,000 year old Somerset man. George Cheddar had previously been thought to be dead, but ATOS claim...
View ArticleMissing £1bn in sickness benefit found in 1970s charity box
The Department for Work and Pensions have blamed a ceramic boy with callipers and a haircut like Jimmy Carr for the fact that tens of thousands of people have been without vital funds. Allegedly, the...
View ArticleMan shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years
Bill Anderson from Blackpool has shot into the record books after being confirmed as being the longest person on hold when telephoning the DWP’s call centre. He attempted to contact the rather...
View ArticleMan in 6-year coma declared fit for work by DWP
A bitter row has broken out concerning thirty six year-old Will Protheroe from Wimborne, who has been declared fit for work by the DWP despite having been in a vegetative state for six years. Three...
View ArticleChancellor of Exchequer to become zero-hour contract
Sajid Javid has resigned from the cabinet, after being asked to stack shelves at Sports Direct and drive an Uber cab on the weekend. A No. 10 spokeswoman said: ‘Sajid helped champion the gig economy,...
View ArticleTories confirm 20,000 new officers will join “Fun Police”
The Government has asked for 20,000 volunteers to join the new “Fun Police” department, to start immediately. Beat officers will receive one nose-warmer (brown), one balloon popper (sharp), and The...
View ArticleGo To Work > Take Your Chances > Protect The DWP
As the Nation scratches its collective head as to what on earth The Prime Minister was trying to say former Secretary of State for the Department for Works and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has come to...
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